Today I was taking my compost out to the back yard. We recently had a robbery on the railroad tracks along our yard, so when I saw a police car out front, I stopped to be nosey. I asked if he was looking for evidence. The officer replied that he was looking for me! I was wearing all black and wandering around my yard, so he was making sure I wasn't a burglar! This is the time of year for a lot of daylight breakins and he wanted to be sure our home was ok. Super nice guy. Then Wolfie ran out in his socks to see if I needed any ammunition, or maybe he could release the cop car's parking brake to cause a distraction allowing me a clean getaway. Oh, I hope this kid uses his powers for good.
Vladdie documented the interrogation in crayon.
My god is that kid funny!!!
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